So glad Sonny got the bag without having to compromise his morals in Saudi

Bournemouth simply don’t miss

United lose the EL final and are cash poor following an ownership change, but they've splashed on Cunha & Mbeumo & are about to add Sesko. Tottenham have had stable ownership, won the EL final, and have only added Kudus to the squad that finished 17th while losing Son & Maddison

Oh yes, making hypothetical bids for a player that would A) never agree to join and B) even if he did, Levy would never agree to his wages. Another classic "we tried" summer saga for baldie to point to when we inevitably have a poor window.

Unbelievable signing for Villa, Guessand is an upgrade on Richarlison and arguably on Solanke as well.

"considered enquiring" is objectively hilarious, but this would be a fantastic move. 22m is a ridiculous discount to his market value, and he's shown enough in the prem to have confidence in counting on him until Kulu and Maddison are back.

Franchise-altering player available, no excuses not to go for him

El Khannous has it all for a 10. Close control, press resistance, spatial awareness, combination play, and ball carrying, while also being capable of dropping deeper to dictate tempo and progress play when called upon. 22m is a bargain.

I know just the guy...

United continue to act like the club who won the final, while Levy & ENIC continue to hold Tottenham back from competing at the highest level.

Turns out “UCL Pull” is nonexistent if you don’t try and sign players

This Everton window has been excellent

Levy doing Sky exclusives to complain about protests whilst all our rivals are strengthening their respective squads

Every other big 6 club putting us to shame.

Until levy goes. Yh

Levy and Lange, the clock is ticking. As it stands, we’re going into next season with the prior underwhelming squad minus it’s: - captain & club legend - best creator & output driver - RW/10 who carried us for large stretches of the year Hilarious how we’ve gotten worse.

16 year old with the number 9 shirt? Serious baller…

When was the last time we loaned a player with an option to buy that was triggered by the other club? Me too, I can’t either.

Say what you want about Newcastle’s window, but at least they’ve gone for it and showed some ambition. They’re clearly not every top targets dream destination, but they’ve pitched and put themselves in the race each time. Eventually, that approach wins out over doing fuck all.

Bournemouth, another club whose recruitment is light years better than ours.