This is dumb… but will he follow me?

This is so sad…

Imagine thinking St Louis is building something special while laving a team that was in the finals…

I have not been more depressed to be a Chicago White Sox fan than I have been this year. I went to one game this year for free. There are a lot of fans who want to go to the record setting game for losses during the last home stand. Please don’t… don’t give this jackass anymore money.

Could?!? It 100 percent will…

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Chicago Blackhawks and all around hockey guy (outside of the Chicklets podcast) for Barstool Sports.

Take 2 minutes and read this. Great perspective.

I can’t believe this is where we are… make changes NOW Chicago Bears

On the 9th day of Soxmas… REPOST for a chance to win a Southside jersey.

I am so confused about the woman being burned alive in the subway… How did this happen? How was she still standing? Why is the assailant casually sitting on the bench watching his victim burn? And WHY DID NO ONE HELP? Please explain this to me like I’m five…

Despite being in this game multiple times, the hawks wouldn’t know that feeling…

Hahahaha…. Hahahaha #dabears

The people freaking out over an app being banned for (most likely) 48 hours tells you all you need to know about social media and its effects on the brain.

The internet was literally created for this.

Not the flex you’re looking for… dispute winning a Super Bowl this century, support for the team was so bad they moved the team out of your city…

This was so wonderful, 9 years ago today!

Why are the Marlins trying to get me to go to a Chicago White Sox game? Any thoughts whitesoxdave?

We love you, Bobby.

Congrats to ESPN for including Bobby Jenks on the immemorial video at the ESPNYs. I wasn’t sure if you would include him because to you, he was just on the roster… You set the bar so low it’s crazy…

Hey Chipotle can we not be dipshits and say we can only make certain items if you order them online. That’s dumb… what a joke you have become….