Going to play basketball or going to steal the moon?

Embiid is out here throwing passes like Magic

Oh jfc. This just sucks for Embiid.

Oh hell yeah. Literally went right from the end of MIN/PHO to the start of NY/PHI.

Oh, Gobert did one of those goofy Aaron Rodgers dark hobbit hole retreats too???

Edwards is torching KD right now. This is hysterical.

Just checked my ESPN app, and I was shocked to learn that Scottie Scheffler is leading yet another golf tournament

Jesus, Ant

Another questionable call in this game on Towns this time. And Booker continues to struggle...

Pretty weak call on Nurkić there

Wolves are cooking right now

Suns-Wolves is solid so far. Booker playing a little tentatively. And Edwards just picked up his second.

I might permanently cancel Paramount+ after seeing that ad for the 'Knuckles' TV show. That looks like it could be a contender for worst show of all-time

About a year after I moved into one of my old apartments, I finally decided to look in those cabinets for the time since I'd moved in, and turns out, they make a pretty kick-ass mouse mansion

Random question, does anyone know what kind of bird this is? Not the best pics, but it flew away as I tried to get closer when I was golfing in Skokie today. Definitely seen one before, but can't recall name. cc: Robert Loerzel j'orge 🕊️

I see the U2 defenders and white knights are out in full force today

They should let Fish play the vacuum on that spinning thing Bono was standing on at some of those U2 shows

And now Fish and Trey are also checking it out while playing.

Watching Maze now. I'm outta superlatives. Even Mike and Page were looking around in awe *while* they were playing the tune

Some A+ material here