[EDIT] Destined to be one of Pride's Parade Balloons

[NEW + ALT] Our Biggest Subject Yet

I really need something gay to happen to me. Bonus points if it involves me becoming a huge swollen fruit... or a giant balloon, just as long as I'm getting big and round.

[NEW] You have been blessed with the long-forgotten Megaton Physique!

I can't lie, I've been thinking about the Great Fairy hoisting him on top of her stomach and proceeding to bust his onesie open, down the seam, like a bag of chips. Also, honestly, it's hard for me to pick who I'd want to be in this scenario... like, just in general.

Delete later: Valentines Day should grant me the luxury of being squeezed against Link's bulging fupa inside his tight onesie. If not that, just TF me into Megaton Link just so I can feel the fabric tightly bound around my hulking body. It's the least I'd want today.

[NEW+ALT] Pumping Myself Up

honestly, i've been thinking about this body-type so much lately... going from a thin twink to an air-filled blimp, the thought of waddling around like this, bumping into things, squeezing through narrow hallways... i think my life's calling is to become a big round balloon

[NEW] Kettle’s Poor Control of Ki (Especially Around Certain Men)