when someone tells me to do something i was just about to do

you’re telling me a chick peed in this salad

BREAKING: Planned Parenthood set to lose close to $1 billion in taxpayer dollars, and nearly 200 facilities face closure.

Are you intimidated?

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1.21 Gigawatts!

Hey Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett why did you spend nearly $18,000 of taxpayer funds on a 6-day trip to Qatar only to return empty handed with not so much as a crumb for any TX30 businesses or residents? Seems like a big waste of resources to me. But, I’m sure you had a great time and made some

My Spotify DJ is so stupid, just went from Amy Winehouse to Chingy 🥲

This was real 🫶🏻

*the fireworks have………. commenced* my dog:

lmao 🤣🤣

Yup

Apparently all the men in Texas know about this 💀💀💀

If you’re protesting on this day, you are just flat wrong. And we’ll throw your ass in the Boston harbor too.