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Umber 🌷

@texastesla

(she/her)
Physicist, problem solver, bibliophile. Empty nest parent. Amateur musician

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calendar_today26-11-2013 23:15:41

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Was getting winded walking from bed to kitchen. Told repeatedly it was my weight. Instead... my trachea was closing with scar tissue. Was 80% occluded when finally diagnosed.

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Hmm, my successful and attractive husband says you are wrong. 4 kids - he stayed home. Brags about my career and recent promotion to executive ranks. Maybe you just know insecure jerks.

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10 years ago I was on a plane that had an engine explode on takeoff. We were all scared but no harm. We got rebooked and nothing else. This seems... fine

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Excuse me Xfinity but shouldn't you warn us if you are planning work on our systems that will cause outages? We both work from home and this was a deeply unpleasant surprise this morning

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For a host to let you arrive at 1am they have to block that night from other people booking it, so loss of potential revenue. How is this difficult to understand?

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#timelineCleanse yes, caring husbands exist. I've got covid, and hubby went to the store for fresh fruit, chopped it up, brought to me in my isolation room with my kindle. Because real men care and do the work to show it. (He's also making scratch soup)

#timelineCleanse yes, caring husbands exist. I've got covid, and hubby went to the store for fresh fruit, chopped it up, brought to me in my isolation room with my kindle. Because real men care and do the work to show it. (He's also making scratch soup)
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June 1st - COVID + Conjunctivitis, ear infection, tachycardia along with standard symptoms. Yesterday, diagnosed with atypical pneumonia. This strain is awful, but even in urgent care people don't mask. We're in trouble.

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Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female. All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.