I'm going to blow your mind: There are both left and right briskets and if your smoker is not symmetrical in air flow, it matters which one you get.

Blueberry cake donut.

My account is performing so poorly that I am going to have to start posting nudes. Who wants to volunteer to be the nudes I post?

The law of entropy can be expressed in Principle of Clines. Once you recline, you are inclined to decline.

N-Acetyl cysteine (NAC), fresh garlic, very hot peppers (jalapenos, serranoes and habaneros), Boiling out your ears with hydrogen peroxide, Very hot baths, Quiet time with a lazy dog.

This is what "Spare the rod, spoil the child" actually means.

I've done so and regretted it. My second wife had two boys, and I grew to love them like my own. The father was still around for bi-monthly visits so I could not adopt them. When wife #2 decided that her wandering eye was not through wandering, I was cast to the curb, and I

So, a friend of mine started a new job today for some really big online store. He said it was Amaz...ing. I think he said it was named after some river, maybe the Rio Grande or the Mississippi. Anyway, he said he was treated like a criminal toddler. Everything was repeated over

Time for the Ogre who lurks in the night to sleep in the day. Grr. Grr. I'm so dangerous. Goodnight,..er.... day.

Age and wisdom.

Don't come to Texas. We have these. They won't hurt you, but we still don't want you here.

The time has come again my friends say my day is gone again. If I'm to make it through the night I must give up this wakeful fight. What I do now I cannot say but I'll likely touch your lives someday. Goodnight and day.

I have never had a liberal even attempt to calmly and rationally explain their position on a topic to me. Every single time it starts and ends with them showing me contempt. This is why we have a political divide in this country. Until we can discuss something fully, we can

I can prove human evolution. In your mother's belly you were connected by an umbilical cord. After you were born, you became a cordless version of yourself. If that's a mark of advancement for a phone, why not humans?

Ok friends, I need some advice. I've been working as a rideshare driver for 2 years. I was doing 10-to-12-hour shifts which takes a bit of energy and concentration so I would come home tired. I have picked up a warehouse job. I'm working fairly close to the same ours, but I am

I don't know why people think that English is a hard language to learn. I mean, you could investigate the vestiges of a vest in a vestibule you invested in.

Yesterday, Tony Gonzales who is the incumbent for U.S. House Texas District 23, posted a very ill thought out boast about his tiny sliver of veteran support. His post got 66 likes. His opponent in the coming house race is Brandon Hererra (Brandon Herrera) and he posted a reply. His

Up way past my time for bed, it's time to rest my weary head. In seeking better ways to gain I've endured some bitter pain. Though I refused to consider retreat, I sacrificed my poor old feet. Ciao bebes. See you soon.

Bears. If not friend, why friend shaped?

Sometimes(often) I awake with a concept in my head, and very often it's a humorous one. When I awoke yesterday, I had a comedy bit appear fully fleshed out in my mind. It goes like this: I'm told that core exercise is very important, so I took that to heart. The last time I had