Holy shit it’s true.

It feels like just yesterday they said “It Ends Now” Didn’t know they meant their Army contracts

I mean, I love H&K as much as any straight man could but I never sold my Glock 🤷🏻‍♂️. In certain situations battlefield procurement is most utilitarian when all the magazines are compatible 🤠

HK everyday

The army had one of these until 2001, after being discharged from the armory. I married her TX Moto Wife 💍💙🩷 😉😘

I came back from Alabama/Georgia and I was immediately sick. Now I’m barely recovering and I feel like I haven’t been on Twitter for months

I hope my wife would do this for me!

Oh you say your wife’s the best? But does she get up early enough to make you homemade cobbler in the morning? Mine does 🐸 ☕️

A few short months ago Hulk Hogan gave his life to Jesus Christ. Hogan was baptized in a “Total surrender and dedication to Jesus.” Rest easy, Hulk. You’re finally home.

Reminder: I told you all to just buy a Glock and be done with it.

Unpopular take here, I absolutely hate the push for AI in everything. It diminishes people’s work and years of learned skill sets. It’s also the lowest hanging fruit for unauthentic, non-creative people to just copy paste things they see others created to try to reach notoriety

It’s actually a test to see if you have commitment issues or if you have perseverance when SHTF At least it wasn’t a Walmart one

And here I am with a ring that’s just engraved with a curse word TX Moto Wife 💍💙🩷

I just quit listening to him, there’s better yokels out there

This is the biggest black pill

Jeep owners do a wave when they see each other and the ducks started as an alternative to waving when your parked and see another Jeep without the owner around. Like everything else it got perverted to a point that it’s overplayed

Tweet her height and let the short kings have a chance! My wife’s got a few inches on me but I was raised to climb mountains, and she was raised to grab things off the top shelf, we are a match made in heaven TX Moto Wife 💍💙🩷

Fun fact I don’t sing, so I also had to create a pure tone to attract my mate TX Moto Wife 💍💙🩷