Watching a jacked up F-350 try to park at HEB

The new Dallas Cowboys team bus

“And we shall name them the Dallas Cowboys and they will be America’s Team.” “So they will play in Dallas then sir?” “No, they’ll play in Arlington, but have offices in Frisco.” “But America will love them?” “If only it was that simple.”

Defend yourself Dallas

Waitress: “do yall need a refill on chips and salsa?” Me

Dallas wyd

“You think a 12-team playoff stinks? Back in my day ChatGPT’s great grandfather picked two teams based on some formula no one could explain.”

The difference between Fall and Winter in Texas

Aggies watching football this week

Georgia fans: devastated the way this game is playing out Texas fans:

Cowboys fans thinking they’d end the season on a high note only to be disappointed in the final seconds of the final game

Can we shut down I-35 instead of TikTok?

Meteorologists: “it’s going to freeze tonight. Remember to drip your faucets.” Houston:

Houston looks so majestic when it snows

It’s almost as if Jerry Jones likes for me to make fun of the Cowboys

Lubbock is beautiful this time of year.

Since everyone everywhere seem to be agreeing and getting along about everything else these days 🙃, the Texas Monthly team decided now was the time to try to answer the question of "what are the official regions of Texas?" Thoughts? texasmonthly.com/being-texan/th…

Some questions will never be answered

Dallas Cowboys: we are proud to have the worst team management in professional sports Dallas Mavericks: Hold Luka Doncic’s beer

I’m frustrated that I’m this frustrated.