DESPERADO WHY DONT YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

I feel seen

Prediction: Howell emerges as the 1-1 in the upcoming draft this weekend.

HUGE LAST PLAY Mountain Brook Football completes the 2pt conversion after a bad snap almost causes a meltdown they persevere to make the play. Mountain Brook 25 Homewood 24

This is what I imagine God looks like

Picture perfect morning🌅

Happy Birthday, Coach! 👍 #GigEm

Shoulda never gave my dumbass the fuck ass remote now the entire bar watching UMass football fuck all yall.

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Barry My 6 year old son stayed up way past his bedtime to watch his favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys, and the game ended in a TIE. He’s been sobbing uncontrollably for the last 45 minutes. “Why would they play all that football just to not even win, daddy?” he asked me through tears.

To the Aggie family,  I write to you today with a difficult announcement about our former First Lady of Aggieland, Miss Reveille IX, who officially retired in 2021. 1/5

Our deepest condolences to our Southeastern Conference brethren at Texas A&M University on the passing of Miss Reveille IX. She served as mascot from 2015 through 2021. We know Aggies around the world feel this loss greatly, and she will be missed. #mascotssticktogether

Prediction: rangers will hire a mid to low-tier skip that’ll please the same fans who thought it was great that Hamilton came back in 15. Playoff contention is about to become a distant memory.

Absolutely incredible Stanford.

Notice how the chirpiest MSU fans look inbred and RT the KKK every half hour?