starting a new business to corner and disrupt the breastfeeding market

sorry guys cant come to the group project meeting i got kicked in the balls by a rodeo clown really hard and im busy throwing up

doing some research. anyone noticed this?

michaelsoft word still take many key to make one word, embarassing program

if i become president i will mandate that all propane tanks will be painted red and must explode when shot

computer showed me this today

the dumbest person you know couldnt invent a grift this dumb

chipotle has a very successful business model of getting the pastiest white people you know to believe that mexican food should taste like nothing and cost $80

being named anything "Jr." is like living under an ancient hex. you could win a nobel prize, invent teleportation, and when youre 80 in a nursing home, some 24 year old nurse will pat your head and go "alright junior heres your applesauce". youre doomed.

judging by how much my conservative grandmother loved the N-word, kamala might earn conservative voters if she said it.

nutella biscuits are scooby snacks for girlfriends

fun show, best remembered for its extremely stupid green cgi aesthetic

what in the fuck is linkedin showing me on my feed....