Hi bob mortimer. Just having an office discussion about what sort of day out you'd enjoy. We're thinking a stroll around Beamish Museum followed by an Evo-Stik Premier League clash at South Shields. What do you think?

Hey Aldi Stores UK I think you forgot to put the competition rules on the packaging, but we have found the special golden leaf straight out of our spinach. What do we win?

For years I've been thinking that one day some enterprising lawyer will work pro bono with a disaffected 18 yo to bring a landmark case against his parents about his face/life being all over social media unsolicited from day dot. We cannot be far from that day.

@ThreeSticks1 Always welcome!

Hey @ThreeSticks1 and Miles Hunt - here's the unedited version of the article. Might make a bit more sense! bit.ly/1kfrpg9

#Barnstaple: Tonight you should go to Golden Lion Tap to watch TripToTori. Here's why: soundcheckjournal.wordpress.com/2015/11/12/sou…

My word. Demob Happy were phenomenally good last night. What a live band. instagram.com/p/_CCNsaOB22/

All deccied up. House feels magical. instagram.com/p/_L4DZduB4O/

Feels like there's plenty of music I missed in 2015 (recommendations please people), but here… instagram.com/p/BAc7za1uBzF/

If you are a freelance #copywriter in #Bristol and aren't slammed, get in touch with me for work: jamie-harper.co.uk.

@LeighWoodsNT Kerry Harper Very kind! It was an exceptional stroll.

Shit your pants time. Whatever you decide to do, please vote wisely with as much informed… instagram.com/p/BG930H-OB1v/

@_marksalmon Thanks dude, feel pretty strongly about it. Really admired your Instagram series btw.

Some of this graffiti is even better than mine #upfest #bristol instagram.com/p/BINgVLqjWSh/

I have a spare ticket for Simple Things. Needs rehousing. Any willing takers, get in touch. #SimpleThings (CC: Simple Things)

Check out #mylastfmyear at last.fm/user/testforpu… via Last.fm

@MilesIvanHamer .

#Drummer needed in #Bristol for a new band. Here's the proof: gumtree.com/p/drummer-want…

I love Ann Widdecombe. Sounds like she's in falsetto and full voice all at once. #AlternativeElectionNight #ElectionDay2017 #AnnWiddecombe

Your weekend involves scouring #airbnb for a rural #Devon bolthole in which to quaff malbec by a crackling fire. You need thelittledevonbarn. Here's why: the-ft-times.com/2017/11/23/the…