the original "grab em by the pussy" clip was referring to beauty pageant contestants, the narrative throughline is right there who's working on this

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Sami Gold "How shall we fill two minutes of airtime?" "Hmmm... how about we just have two of our guys clearly improv bullshit while doing their best Olivier and Gielgud impressions". (The fact that you can't do this now is why TV is dying)

Make it nation wide.

Know a guy who's tall, good looking, rich, works out, stars in the new Fantastic Four, owns his own house, and for some reason still can't find a wife.

Good-bye Tom Lehrer. Still some of the best satiric lyrics ever written. He left the business and never looked back saying “Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace prize.”

Very sad to learn of the passing of the brilliant and biting Tom Lehrer at 97. Even though he stopping writing and performing satirical songs a half century or more ago, I derived great joy knowing that he still walked among us. His work will forever remain the gold standard.

RIP to Tom Lehrer — sharing his response to 2 Chainz asking for sample clearance as a tribute

We are in a feverish race - how far into the age of miracles will the inertia of the Scientific Revolution take us, before our deteriorating socio-cultural and political paradigm revert us back to historical norm of superstitious ignorance.

Anyone defending this is a fucking idiot. I don’t know how else to tell you. We need to start calling people fucking idiots again. Bastardizing one of the most iconic films of human existence this way could only be done by fucking idiots. Ergo, you like this, you’re an idiot.

The reason why nobody has been able to match Sellars is that the pop culture archetype that Clouseau was mocking just doesn't exist anymore. Hell, it didn't exist when Steve Martin did it.

this is the opposite of what happened. the star wars prequels would have been 'inarguably correct' if in episode I Palpatine was like "hey everybody I'm an evil fascist wizard" and then everybody voted for him

It’s called “active parenting”

So, let me get this straight: - Direct File let people do their taxes for free. - It worked and was popular. - Trump just decided to shut it down, all so companies like TurboTax can keep ripping people off. Americans deserve better than this mess.

I already got one of these. It’s called an imagination.