A guest learns they'll be on Fresh Air. With Terry Gross? No, with sam briger. Oh, they mutter. THEIR SADNESS FUELS MY FIRE.

Hey guess what! I read the New Yorker this week, and we're gonna interview that guy who wrote that article about that thing!

Edward Snowden? Meh. If it's not jazz, cats, or gluten-free microwave cooking, I'm not interested. That's what Dave's are for.

I think I'm going to stay inside, listen to jazz, and play with Rowdy today.

I miss the days when Gene Simmons being a dirtbag on my show was the worst thing in my life. Fuck this stupid plague and all the injustice.

Interviewing people from my kitchen table isn't the same.

That's right MFers, I made Seth Rogen apologize for his pro-gluten comments during our earlier interview. Down with gluten, up with cats and jazz!

.Jad Abumrad Real radio pros don't take vacation they just get a bunch of guys named Dave to fill in for them.

THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY. x.com/nprfreshair/st…

Next week when I'm back from vacation: how to talk to your cats about jazz music. x.com/nprfreshair/st…

Great. Interviewee that doesn't want to talk about her past films or her family. Oh well. I did get to discuss twerking. x.com/nprfreshair/st…

Fine, we'll do a show about dogs. But we all know cats are better. Especially my Rowdy. He likes jazz. x.com/nprfreshair/st…

I'm back from vacation. I'll handle it from here, Daves.

I ❤ dying. x.com/nprfreshair/st…

I can't remember. Have I ever had Tucker Carlson on the show? I sure hope not. x.com/kentucker/stat…

Damn straight, y'all. x.com/Bree_Riley/sta…

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@StaciG59 In both hardback and then again 6 months later in paperback when we re-air the episode? True fan!

Rowdy wished me a happy Mothers Day and then we listened to jazz together like we do every Sunday.

Sorry for the lack of jazzy kitten-talk on the show lately. Blame Trump.