expressing a whole hearted and sincere apology to mr. martin

you should be allowed to smoke inside if you're really locking it in

there it is

first week of September and it's 95 degrees in the Midwest what is even the point

shy boy dap me up
put a lil lean in my cup

I love big naps D I C K S Q U A D

if the lollipop chainsaw remake doesn't keep the dragon force track I'm gonna do something really bad

one time i was invited to a cocktail pop up and by the time i got there all the drinks were gone so my roommate and I just drank the left over vermouth

no more drake

fucking travesty that jimmy john hunted all of the sprouts to extinction

paying back taxes on yesterday's laughs

somebody stole my bluetooth speaker off my bike at work a week ago and life has been very hard ever since

waiting on my girl so we can jammy on some sammies

get a little sarcastic with a white haired bitty and they act like u just fired a gun at them

one of the dumbest things a person can do has gotta be verifying their identity on social media

gretchen from project runway season 8 u r on my MFin LIST

i refuse to learn what 'rolling tide' is

in my shotgun willie era (sitting around in my underwear every day off)