Tune in tonight: Termite 735 tells us the best way to prepare your wood before serving!

Termite soldiers Termite 574 and Termite 207 praised for the arrest of notorious sawdust dealer Termite 546

Termite 635 and Termite 132 are rumored to be starring in the upcoming TV series Breaking Bark. Are these leaks legitimate, or fabricated?

Termite 677 wants YOU to know why acacia wood is the BEST wood!

Termite 454 leaves job at Lumber King, steals 'All their pine splinters' because 'f*ck it'

Termite 918 gives soldier fake termite number to try and avoid arrest, fake number has sawdust charges

Termite 116 bites alate despite having no pincers

Termite 184 caught in backlash as reports suggest they may be in league with rival ant colonies!

Termite 823 steals isopods because they thought they were 'abandoned'

Termite 245 calls soldiers to report lack of sawdust

Beloved SKBABA member Termite 902 hints at release of another single, saying they expect it to do better than their latest hit 'Ter-mite Fever'

Termite 662 gives soldier fake termite number to try and avoid arrest, fake number has sawdust charges

BREAKING: Political turmoil? Termite 112 has been assassinated while giving a speech to the colony. The assassin is currently unknown, but speculated to be Termite 528.

WATCH: Termite 679 steals colony member's pill bug, gets chased by angry isopods

Termite 397 wanders through mound spreading mating pheromones, says they're aroused by soil

Termite 403 filmed stealing dozens of isopods while wearing molted exoskeleton and cobweb on their head

Termite 055 steals isopods because they thought they were 'abandoned'

Termite soldiers Termite 647 and Termite 340 praised for the arrest of notorious sawdust dealer Termite 120

Termite 696 leaves job at Lumber King, steals 'All their acacia splinters' because 'f*ck it'

Termite 234 has fallen into the river in Termite City! Start the rescue helicopter!