it is NOT okay to say you want to dunk hockey players in milk and then throw them against a wall to make a loud thud. those are REAL people😡

mute LABUBU mute ETHEL CAIN mute MATCHA mute WOKE mute HUDA

seeing my friend clark on the big screen in 4 days i don’t know if i can make it that long

kay isn’t kay without……

ok do you want him to get a retroactive penalty or something

how are you surprised you carried him for 9 months

i do not recommend getting your belly button pierced to any rotisserie chicken sleepers like me. i won’t be able to get my fully rotated roast for months now

🙂‍↕️ because of the marriage

don’t worry guys i finally got the rpf discourse on my tl a day later i’m all caught up now

aside from kicking ass, the best thing about the new superman movie is that #superbat stocks are going UPPPP📈📈🔥🔥🔥

and you have to watch them with your friends who are also boys and kiss and touch each other too omgggg it must be so hard

clark kent:

i was just attacked in my local comic book store. i was minding my own business and then i looked up to see a single copy of a death in the family . ok

my superman review: #thegunnexplodedeverywhere #gunnisaeuphemismformypenis

floating on a cloud in autism heaven while i listen to the soundtrack of a movie i love

no no it’s a good understanding of how bruce and clark’s upbringing influences their intimate relationships i just didn’t expect it to be mia khalifa

permission to pounce sir superman mr superman sir

you don’t know hoodwinked…? just say you’re uncultured and move on