Every male selfie is a cry for help

how it feels to wear a tight black top

Before and after the big walk ❤️🤣

sooooo excited for the next time i have a headache so i can tweet this pic and say "have a headache"

your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics

too real

I guess Tom Holland going by Tom now since he's taking Zendaya's last name

Golden Globes 🖤

if yall watched nature documentaries you'd know what this is

. magdalena geht journalistisch dorthin wo es weh tut - in den whatsappstatus

they should invent a january that doesn’t drain your will to live

cigarettes but they have protein in them

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.

> Take cat to vet. > Vet is also a cat.

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective and you never see them again

one thing about January is that she's going to make sure you feel all 31 of her days

“I don’t like that people refer to me as the ex of Miley Cyrus all the time." — Miley Cyrus ex in a new interview

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