kids these days dont even know about GIRUGAMESH man. we used to be a proper country

Happy 50th birthday to this dreamboat! Tim Heidecker™ Official

dude at my gym rn has this exact fit on.

今朝7時､愛猫ふくらしが息を引き取りました｡ 家に帰ってからはおだやかに､ゆるやかに逝けたと思います｡ 手にはだいぶ前に噛まれた時の傷が､足にはしょっちゅうすりよってくれた感触がまだ残っています｡ いままでありがとう!

I miss drinking. I miss buying four 40s of Mickeys and then later going to YouTube on the tv, closing one eye so I can see better, and typing in “Metallica one live Seattle”.

He looks like if jay and silent bob were one guy

Gen Z coworker: did you see that clip of Pink Pantheress on the red carpet? Me: No. Have you seen the clip of him trying to pronounce “hamburger” lol

Whe dads speak

my buddy: yo watch my guy cook [pointing to me] hit ‘em with a star wars guy name me: booz chaldo stranger: no way me: gripp tangelese

ELAINE I can’t believe Jerry’s in the files GEORGE Yeah, to think of Jerry hanging out on Epstein island… still an invite would’ve been nice ELAINE George! He’s a pedophile! GEORGE I know I know! ELAINE (coy) Plus the dinner wasn’t even that great… GEORGE He invited YOU??

Film director James Cameron (Avatar, Titanic, Terminator, Aliens…) drawn by Katsuhiro Otomo (Akira, Domu…)

Shonen Jump? Nah, I prefer to Shonen Live, Shonen Laugh, and Shonen Love.

I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops.

I’m hearing that the new 4K DCP of the Wachowskis’ SPEED RACER (2008) was shown at the Hollywood Theatre up in Portland last week. And apparently, it looked and sounded fantastic. The Digital Bits hollywoodtheatre.org/show/speed-rac…

Me when someone calls Carly the ‘Call Me Maybe’ girl:

They say Grey Hulk is gonna be in the next Spider-Man movie. I said pal, have you seen the color grading in these Marvel movies? I’m still waiting for them to introduce Green Hulk!

Saying "Godzilla Minus One" after every beer.

10 year old Yuuki, also known as "the kid who destroys grown ups at Puyo Puyo while cuddling a giant Carbuncle plush" is now the worldwide Puyo Puyo championship title holder. I knew my GOAT could do it.

Why does he look like Marty Scorsese?

Always and forever 💙 Wishing a very happy birthday to the singular Laura Dern!