"Urgently Hiring" "Typically responds in 2 days" "In need of help" *complete 30 min worker test* "We've received your resume! Unfortunately, we've decided to move onto others" Like I'm just gonna sell drugs at this point man

7.5 years with my boyfriend and we have never had an argument, never yelled at each other, never made the other cry… if we disagree its more of a discussion on what furniture we want or show we wanna watch- its never that deep. If your partner makes you cry, its not meant to be

"We intentionally gimped your future because it would have been slightly inconvenient for us during our free time," is such a boomer-specific mindset. You couldn't write villains with the same mindset as the average boomer because they would be too outrageously comically evil

It was the little things he did: no predatory overdraft fees, free tax filings, one click subscription cancellations, one button for live representative. It might not look cool on a t shirt or sound good as a chant but he truly did and tried to do things that help regular people

Honestly these people need to face severe punishment, and if the state isn't going to do it, the people will have to.

My normie high school friend asked me for my discord and steam, what the hell do I do now?

One week until wolp wednesday birthday :3

Good god thats gaudy

HE IS OFFICIAL!!!! IM THE HAPPIEST DOGGY EVER

Anyone going to ANE?

The confederacy attacked the US first. They invaded the north before the US even attacked the confederacy back. Lincoln, Grant, and Sherman didn’t go far enough if we’re being honest with ourselves. The US then treated the traitors with kid gloves afterwards.

why is doing a nazi salute now socially acceptable this should ruin lives

I should wear jocks more often

Boomer next door is selling his 80 acre farm to developers, after he refused to sell us 10-20 acres a year ago. You don’t hate that generation enough.

Im OLD today

How does one come out to high school fringes that you acted really homophobic around in the past without feeling like a cunt?