i love texting because i like being alone, but not feeling lonely

this is working on me

i genuinely thought it was the trees talking

my (unrequited) crush just let me explain the first 250 pages of monte cristo to him

450 days without nicotine :)

i’n gonna throw up!!

ok but when is the third dark rise book coming out

i thought this was saying that challengers came out six years ago and i was growing dangerously concerned for my wellbeing

this is one of my favorite movies of all time

christopher briney kinda carries tsitp

really need to lock in, but all i am currently capable of doing is locking up

oh, i hit 90 days sober yesterday :)

so i may have actually gotten chappell roan tickets 🙂‍↔️

bitch, you don’t even live in the city??????? get outta here???????

i’m a vegetarian. decided to try to go vegan for the week to see if i could do it. fell to my knees in the aisle when i realized i couldn’t get honey

i was wondering what happened

#ReleaseTheCuomoList

my coworker is getting sick of me talking about taylor swift

on the work computer like….

my mom, 50, just called me to tell me that she’s now obsessed with taylor swift and has been going down a rabbit hole all morning