Pokemon Mary-Kate and Ashley

why aren't you at least wearing makeup? why are you wearing make up dont you know it makes your skin worst? dont you wash your skin? you're overwashing your skin. don't you use vaseline? why are you using vaseline? you look fine. you look gross. who cares? you should care.

Oomf is in Peru making offerings to ancient spirits to try to get us jobs

There is no war on the Kelana Jaya Line

these media people are clearly platforming clavicular for money, yes, i mean people like adam friedland and kieran press-reynolds

fuck everyone who said 15 years ago that he was "one of the few good" billionaires

feels surreal that ash is no longer in the anime series like, if i'm not wrong, he hasn't shown up since liko and roy took over

Eric Adams has become a waiter at Zohran’s table of success

Pokemon has now officially reached the first double digit generation which is kind of insane

sometimes people will read ur tweet and think u mean it. like they genuinely think ur being serious

you all have pets who have medical procedures that cost as much as a child's basic needs

I'm tired of arguing. You are correct.

starting an organisation called "board of owning the libs" to bomb america

the wall street journal account reposting their old explainer articles about some products' phenomena as if no one would clock it as them doing ads for said products without disclosure

republicans behave like they think they deserve to live

board of peace membership gift

haven't watched the movie but we don't need to be represented by a multibillion-dollar multinational conglomerate. we can represent ourselves. disney and nintendo are simply inspired by us. they don't need our praises. our money is already good enough for them

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

Each war is justified by noting how it won't be like the last one.