all this AND we got a special salad dressing recipe out of it

the "liking one tweet and suddenly your entire timeline is variations of that same exact tweet" algorithm on here has gotten insane

my next financial goal is to enter more contests

is this a safe space because I cannot stand the Amazon user interface

when you post something and IMMEDIATELY drop a follower

wait until you hear about his first time home buyers incentive

companies should have to announce in an extremely public way when they downsize a product like I’m so sick of being gaslit by shrinkflation

Taylor Swift stuns in Sabrina Carpenter sized boots #ChiefsKingdom #KansasCityChiefs

absolutely love the golf cart content but Taylor Swift front door entrance, you’ll always be famous #ChiefsKingdom #KansasCityChiefs

Taylor Swift’s PR media training ability to effortlessly walk anywhere and look THIS good at all times and people thinking her contracts could be leaked with a snapchat

watching Taylor Swift walk into Arrowhead #ChiefsKingdom #KansasCityChiefs

getting invited into a group chat that already exists is such an intense pressure, like I need to entertain my price of admission

my timeline:

those bangs on Travis Kelce look like he has Adam Driver on FaceTime running through the streets of Brooklyn

you think you’re superstitious until you marry a hockey goalie

being told I walk fast for someone my height [5’1] is one of the greatest compliments one can receive

Taylor Swift’s rider

other professions are so funny to think about because imagine cheering this hard for your boyfriend running a pivot table #ChiefsKingdom

getting over the idea that people may or may not make fun of the things you do or say is actually so hard

the way my dentist probably thinks I don’t wear my mouth guard at night but in reality it’s just the amount of time I spend jaw clenched with cute aggression around my dog