let me get this straight - so eating cheese off a board is “classy” and “seventeen dollars,” but when i eat it directly from the fridge at 3 am that makes me “a gremlin” ???

"Just one more thing, Mr. Trump. You wouldn't happen to have an evidence safe at Mar-a-Lago, would you?"

I'm no Sauron fan, but here's why forming a fellowship to raid Mount Doom and destroy the One Ring is going to enrage his base

Well would you look at that. The CDC loosens covid19 guidelines right before school starts, almost like they just want to make sure parents don’t miss work bc their kids have been exposed & have basically just said fuck it to even attempting mitigation efforts. Cool cool cool.

honestly today i really needed this footage of an incredibly avant garde penguin artisté creating and admiring his masterpieces i hope he has a show

oh god oh fuck he escaped

Sometimes I just feel invisible.

More. Of. This. 🙌

A well-written and (most importantly) rational explanation of the HBO Max situation by Infinity Train creator Owen Dennis, including an intriguing analysis from a creator’s point of view on whether this is the rare occasion piracy is justifiable. owendennis.substack.com/p/so-uh-whats-…

Oh to be a cat sleeping on a giant Snorlax plushie

They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.

Not enough houses have bookshelves that lead to a secret underground lair when you pull a book out anymore and this is why the country is in the state it's in

Wow

Reminder to anyone who needs it today: Nothing that brings you joy is trivial, or a waste of time. Joy is a serious business, and you deserve it in your life.

elon locked out of twitter because he used his son's name as a secure password then forgot it

At one point during RRR I said, "This is Rule of Cool: The Movie" and I stand by that. What a ride!