Cat accordion

You never know how hard life can be until you try pissing from someone else's cock

／ 🎉メイ バースデー🎉 ＼ 本日5月5日は【強力な突進技で相手を翻弄する 強襲アタッカー】メイの誕生日です🎂 ぜひ一緒にお祝いしましょう❗️ ⬇️キャラクター情報はこちら⬇️ guiltygear.com/ggst/jp/charac… #may_Birthday

im about to bomb this whole motherfucking plane #MyTwitterAnniversary

Me going to the arcade and seeing they don't have my obscure Japanese rhythm game

tell em to bring out the whole ocean!

Infinite Craft God...... Boobies obtained... #8008135 #infinitecraft Neal Agarwal check me out big man!!!!!!

I have so many teeth in my mouth

／ 🎉メイ バースデー🎉 ＼ 本日5月5日はメイの誕生日です🎂 ぜひ一緒にお祝いしましょう❗️ #may_Birthday #ギルティギア

its kinda funny cause X is 10 in roman numerals right haha lol u never know how hard life is until you try farting out of somebody elses butt share this with the world my message is important #MyXAnniversary

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, The closer you are to the end the faster it runs out.

this is like if, you know how, right so this is basically like When you think about it it kinda makes sense but you know its like Right? makes you think

／ 🎉メイ バースデー🎉 ＼ 本日5月5日はメイの誕生日です🎂 ぜひ一緒にお祝いしましょう❗️ #may_Birthday #ギルティギア

(9 + 10) - 10 = #MyXAnniversary

Happy Birthday, Hakase!! 🦈 #nichijou #日常 #はかせ生誕祭2025