Every since I left the city you!

smoking that shit that made susan be anthony

I like to throw soy sauce at sad people. Kikkoman while he’s down.

she call me julian bc i come over and leave her casa blanca

Insane clown posse? Ya mean the freakin US CONGRESS?? Thanks folks

Re. The “iron Dome,” this refers to a ballistic missile design for neutralizing explosive, not “getting your dick suck by a woman in braces.” The New York Times regrets the error.

Just a heads up to my fellow MAGA posters on here, if you’re still supporting Trump 100%, it’s gonna be a tough fight as he does more 5D chess and completely contradicts everything he campaigned on. I don’t wanna alarm anybody but you’re gonna have to be prepared to suck his dick

Video unalived the radio star

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#DeathToTheIDF what’s brackin

What if instead of making a LAW BILL, we made a DOLLAR BILL? Not to mention Steve Jobs is DEAD

Banana Drake: Orange you glad I left the city you

Do you think they do after pay or klarna at strip clubs?

Here’s my impression of a gay chef fucking his boyfriend in the ass: behind behind behind behind behind

Singers that it was absolutely criminal to have not given a Bond theme: - The Weeknd - Martin Gore from Depeche Mode

They call me omega 3 the way I need a fatty and some acid

Pokémon Liam & Pokémon Noel

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Lesbian George Carlin: its a pink pony club and you aint in it!

I’ve come to the unfortunate conclusion that Bruce Springsteen is the american Bono