When you realise United have given Ten Hag a new contract and they're still shit... 🤣🤣🤣 #MUNLIV

Is there a country on earth with more stupid people in it than America? Answer. No.

I'm not suggesting anyone should carry out such a dastardly act, but imagine if someone fed Alex Jones into a woodchipper? The euphoria felt by millions around the world would be on the scale of being off your nut on Molly during the 90s. Absolutely replusive oxygen thief scumbag

There's a surprise. Panorama on BBC1 exposing Andrew Tate as the disgusting sexual predator he is and his name is nowhere to be seen on the twitter trending list. Looks like his mate Elon has sent the orders out again to bury it 🤔 Anti BBC tweets from Elon and Tate incoming 🥱

Pensioners. Don't be fooled into thinking Oriville the duck Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧 & Keith Harris Nigel Farage MP give a single fuck about your plight. If that money was going to be used to kick all the Muslims out of the country they'd throw you under the bus instantly. #WinterFuelPayments

Place your bets folks, how many lies will Trump tell during the debate? #Debate2024

THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!!!!!!

Trump is a fucking psychopath, FACT #Debate2024

I'm British, neutral & my opinion counts for precisely fuck all when it comes to how the lunatics run America. However, I have to say watching Kamala Harris hand gibbering psychopath Trump his arse on a plate while he came across as a fucking lunatic was magnificent👌🏻 #Debate2024

Surely not? Pathological liar and serial sex fiend Donny Trump telling blatant lies about inflation on live TV? As if that would ever happen 🤔 #Debate2024

Having just watched Trump come across as an embarrassing poundshop Andrew Tate fanboy, I have to say he has reaffirmed my belief that he is STILL a pathological liar who needs to be behind bars. Also a massive cunt. #Debate2024

Sex fiend Donny Trump is a pathological liar, pass it on 🫡 #Debate2024

Watch out Britain, Nigel Farage MP has had a brainwave to add to his grift courtesy of his bae Donny Trump. #debate2024 #DonaldJTrump

Blimey, Trump doesn't half look different without his syrup on 👀 #debate2024 #TrumpIsALaughingStock

Trump: "Great victory for Manchester tonight, couldn't have won it without my hat trick. Some say it was the greatest hat trick ever scored. Did I mention that scousers eat cats and dogs?" #Debate2024

THEY MADE A SONG!!!🤣🤣🤣

Tory voters and client journalists whinging about the Starmers getting freebies from a Labour donor need to remember what a MASSIVE freeloading cunt their hero Boris was. 🥱

Just fuck of Musk you massive CUNT 👊🏻🥱

So close Britain, so close 🤨 #FarageRiots

Muting the word Reform is probably the wisest thing I've ever done on twitter. Well done me 👏🏻 Cunts 👊🏻 #FarageRiots