If I were restoring electricity in an upscale NYC neighborhood tonight i would be wearing my "Who is the Taker now, bish?" t-shirt. #sandy

This has been a terrible year for butterballs; first Karl Rove and now the turkey company.

A screaming comes across the sky. MT London Review of Books: Map of bombs dropped on London during the Blitz bit.ly/11GQClI

If Hillary Clinton has the Dem nomination guaranteed for 2016, can she please keep Joe Biden for VP?

Also: really into TinyPass, the commerce platform that Sullivan is using in its new indie state: tinypass.com

Sunday is range day!

Latest news is it took #AA two hours to admit a passenger dropped a wet deuce on a seat. Need to change planes

Get the ENTIRE fuck outta here!?!??!LMAO RT Your Tiny Journalist Friend.: Strange Fruitcake #paulasbestdishes

One of my favorite #paulasbestdishes is her Chinese New Year Cooncakes.

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Hitler fried chicken in Thailand: twitpic.com/ctthdi

Can't he just say "solly" and move on? #cancelcolbert

Breitbart News Such a good doggy. Now go get your treat from Bannon. Arf!

anyone else fall madly in love with Foreign Minister Kang Kyung Hwa- aka the South Korean Martha Stewart.

He's the Knight Rider of the White House. Kundalini wants his hand back. x.com/TrueDefective/…

Well if it doesn't cover birth control, pregnancy, or newborn care, there will be more abortions. Is that the goal of these shitheads? x.com/GavinNewsom/st…