"Zion Williamson playing high school basketball. It's like a White Lives Don't Matter video. It is just wonderful." 😂 By Ted Alexandro

Those are pretty messed up dreams. From Ted Alexandro, 'Senior Class of Earth'

Watched my comedy special for the first time since the editing process, and my feelings were kinda hurt by “scattered applause” written several times in the subtitles. “In case you’re deaf, just know…it’s not like he’s killing right now” #rescuecactus

See Ted Alexandro Seaton Smith Ashley Austin Morris Casey Balsham & more tonight on our 7PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/ted-ale…

This Thursday I’m headlining Bridgeport StressFactoryCT at 7:30! bridgeport.stressfactory.com/shows/224072

TONIGHT I’m headlining StressFactoryCT in Bridgeport.

When the book is written about how the studios broke a proud 100 year old business by chasing a new Wall Street fantasy, a very early early chapter will be about how they got us to all start calling movies and TV shows "content."

We love Grim Jim! Jim Gaffigan’s 10th special #DarkPale premieres July 25 exclusively on Prime Video!

Tonight at 8 I’ll be performing at Symposia Bookstore in Hoboken, NJ.

Men who go after JK Rowling and Martina Navratilova, To think you can tell a domestic abuse survivor and lesbian icon anything about what trans means for women and girls is the definition of misogyny.

My new special #DarkPale comes out on Prime Video tomorrow. So here’s a countdown to my funeral… x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

via The New York Times. Thanks ⁦Jason Zinoman⁩ nytimes.com/2023/07/25/art…

Watch my buddy Jim Gaffigan’s new special Dark Pale! It’s his 10th and he somehow gets better and better.

I've got a new reality show idea. My new special, Dark Pale is out now on Prime Video!

Fun time with Ophira Eisenberg on #ParentingisaJoke pod!

Comedian Ted Alexandro reminisces about the joys of school pizza parties when he was a public school teacher. Download the full ep: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/piz… Arthur Bovino Alfred Schulz Ooni

Check out my standup comedy Masterclass with Gary Gulman youtu.be/T-h_vVlVq_4?si…

You learn something new everyday. Ted Alexandro's new special "Cut/Up" is out on our YouTube at 7pm CST tonight! 🎥: @TedAlexandro, "Cut/Up"

This Week at Helium | Funniest, Kevin Sullivan, Ted Alexandro, + Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/2Cw2wci

My Greatest Hits are now streaming everywhere!