Yea my 8H Stellium proves that it’s actually traumatic. You can win an award & now someone wants to break your trophy 😭

False. Slow burn is when your attraction for them is so massive, mutual, and overwhelming that you can only take sips of togetherness at a time or else you’ll merge and become one completely new entity which would undoubtedly rock the established orbit of your individual lives.

I’ve been drinking watermelon slushies everyday thinking I’m getting a healthy start to my day—-it’s just watermelon, water + ice… Whole time that shit was hurting my gut & my brain because it was spiking my blood sugar crazy. I can’t enjoying nothing omg.

just to be clear: two gay men - both of whom worked with children - applied to adopt a baby boy and then raped him to death within 3 months of the child being placed in their care. the British press won’t release photos of them but I shall

I think I be too chill because I once told the universe that I will know I’m on the right path, when I meet Tyler the Creator. Then I literally met him 2-3 weeks later, on the corner of my job. That was such an extreme ask of the universe but they did it. So I be chilling 😭

The gospel “blame on the alcohol” 😂

This bitch was Ginger’s biggest hater

Pulled an all nighter by accident, just for my client to text me saying they have an emergency and need to reschedule— God was looking out cause I ain’t even have the energy but I was going to push through😭

I realize I don’t get got with delivery services because I value fresh hot food too much. To watch my order be $16.75 to $37… I’d literally rather take an Uber or the 15 minute walk, eat in person & tip them ppl for fresh food—because $37 for the meal to arrive lukewarm???

I was telling a story & then found myself explaining what “Snatchies” was, to a 60+ year old Trini woman. She just couldn’t even grasp the idea of you just eating on your stoop and someone screaming “SNATCHIESSS” to snatch your food & start eating it. YET IT WAS HAPPENING 😭

Idk if I’m being dramatic but if I delete anything else from my phone while paying $9.99 every fucking month & STILL my phone is glitching + saying my storage is full… Apple count your fucking days. Imma just let it glitch out, so yall can give me a free phone again.

I need to find the events that do the Emo x R&B mashups. I’m a little too obsessed & I want to slow dance while screaming my fave emo songs in unison with others. I need that like once every 2 weeks.

Ugh he really gets it!!!!!!

Im sorry but willingly having 3 baby fathers and then saying it’s tiring is funny as hell. Cause who would’ve imagined it’d be so tiring? 🤔😭

this is so spot on to all of us that have gen x parents.. because they are literally kids! lmao STILL

I’ve never seen ppl connect intuition to manifestation, but intuition NEVER needs a receipt.

My brain just remembered the movie “Civil Brand.” I don’t think I even knew Lisa Raye and Da Brat were sisters back then.

I’m still in awe that someone stole my phone when I had been complaining about the glitching for weeks lmao. I guess the universe chose for me, that it was time for a new phone 😭