That's right, fermented peach ginger hot sauce. You know you're jealous.

Thanks YouTube for recommending R rated movies alongside the videos that I actually want to watch.

Dear recruiters: When you send emails to my work address that say "via LinkedIn", I know that you're lying to me. Do your clients know that you're lying to people?

Guess it was windy last night.

You know, if Elon was put in charge at Amazon, we'd probably have to cancel Christmas.

So I guess buying a paid subscription requires a paid subscription? Thanks Adobe

The eternal question: "Where did I put my measuring tape?"

OH: "I've never been in a natural disaster, but it's on my bucket list."

It just occurred to me that I spend a lot of time thinking about design flaws. And then it occurred to me that the old timers used to complain about "things these days." #OldTimerEngineer

I have had an epiphany: Fox News is actually an #SNL sketch that has gone horribly, horribly wrong. Lorne Michaels must be making a killing off the royalties.

All is not right and good in Utah, but this is a start. Rockler Woodworking

Dear Seller: If I didn't leave feedback it probably means, "congratulations, you sent me what I paid you for." And maybe you should just be happy that it isn't any worse than that.

Today's lesson: yeah, the Logitech mouse may be more expensive, but at least the scroll wheel won't fall off within 3 weeks.

Really sick of people saying that "people use Linux because they don't like paying for software." I use Linux because I hate using Windows almost as much as I hate using Mac. If software is worth paying for, I'm happy to pay for it.

Some days the Spotify AI is really on the ball. This is not one of those days.

Gamification: A process wherein something enjoyable is made terrible, and something already terrible is made absolutely awful. Often applied to games to make them feel like work.

Trying to decide which one to get. Thoughts?

When you try to say something intelligent but your brain intercepts the transmission and says, "I don't think so, Chuckles. That's now how things work here."

Dear Amazon: Is this how you ship Christmas presents for your family too? Or just how you ship Christmas presents for my family? Even just a recyclable paper envelope would have been nice.