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Joseph Hall

@techhat

Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical.

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calendar_today22-03-2007 16:51:19

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Dear recruiters: When you send emails to my work address that say "via LinkedIn", I know that you're lying to me. Do your clients know that you're lying to people?

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It just occurred to me that I spend a lot of time thinking about design flaws. And then it occurred to me that the old timers used to complain about "things these days." #OldTimerEngineer

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I have had an epiphany: Fox News is actually an #SNL sketch that has gone horribly, horribly wrong. Lorne Michaels must be making a killing off the royalties.

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Dear Seller: If I didn't leave feedback it probably means, "congratulations, you sent me what I paid you for." And maybe you should just be happy that it isn't any worse than that.

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Really sick of people saying that "people use Linux because they don't like paying for software." I use Linux because I hate using Windows almost as much as I hate using Mac. If software is worth paying for, I'm happy to pay for it.

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Gamification: A process wherein something enjoyable is made terrible, and something already terrible is made absolutely awful. Often applied to games to make them feel like work.

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When you try to say something intelligent but your brain intercepts the transmission and says, "I don't think so, Chuckles. That's now how things work here."

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Dear Amazon: Is this how you ship Christmas presents for your family too? Or just how you ship Christmas presents for my family? Even just a recyclable paper envelope would have been nice.

Dear <a href="/amazon/">Amazon</a>: Is this how you ship Christmas presents for your family too? Or just how you ship Christmas presents for my family? Even just a recyclable paper envelope would have been nice.