Whoever you supported, I’m sure we can all agree that the best man won…

I can still remember back when I was about 7 or 8 And my teacher turned around one day to ask us all... What niche we wanted to pursue on Twitter/X when we grew up Everyone was very surprised when they heard me proclaim that I intended to be the king of product descriptions

Tomorrow morning I say Ciao to Italy That means bye and hello (rather unhelpfully) so am I arriving or leaving? I had been in Dubai until the end of September and only left to attend a conference in Ibiza Which required me routing through Milan, only to find upon arriving at

Trains in Italy are fantastic compared to UK Im about to take a journey of a similar distance as London to Manchester Which I bought a first class ticket that cost me about £50 (Same thing in UK could easily be £300+) Other things I bought this morning… Cigarettes for €6

I've decided to become a drug dealer And for the skeptical amongst you, no this isn't clickbait I've teamed up with a crew of hardmen from the mean streets of Washington DC To help them grow their (legal) Weed Dispensary from a street corner operation to a digital goliath

When is the last time you didn't buy something because the Add-to-Bag button was a certain colour vs... You weren't convinced that you needed the product? Some will say that's not a fair question because these things aren't conscious decisions Which is kind of accepted wisdom

Last night I was told off by a young woman in the gym Apparently I was staring somewhere I shouldn't have been Somewhere many men's eyes lead them without even realising Caught off guard but intent on defending myself I stopped the young woman right in her indignant tracks

We lost something so dear to our hearts yesterday Words can't describe... The sadness And darkness That I And many others Are feeling right now But as with all things in this world Nothing stays the same forever And when you reach a certain age You learn to accept

True story about why you shouldn't date your Ecommerce customers Are you ever on your laptop? Looking at your orders Thinking, oh my!!! That's an interesting email address I wonder what stud came up with that They must be super interesting Athletic Intelligent Good

I've honestly had enough of all of this The team and I worked so hard to produce something special When we won the multi-billion dollar project to fix Jaguar's terrible reputation And reimagine what is clearly a stale, old, and outdated brand with a cat for a logo (Seriously,

🚨24 million people signed this petition🚨 But what they all seem to have forgotten I'm a greedy capitalist And Descriptomizer will never be free But you can book a call and we'll agree a very fair price Offers welcome - no more petitions pls

Can we blame some of the world's toxicity on copywriting? It may seem like an unlikely villain but consider this... A skill that was once essentially unknown to the vast majority of people, pre-internet But was always deemed valuable - good copywriters were always sought after

If you want to launch a startup here are two pieces of advice that I wish I had received earlier on with Descriptomizer The reason these are so valuable (in my opinion at least) Is typically you're assumption on these issues will be the complete opposite of what I've come to

I don't care what discounts you've got going, on principle alone I refuse to buy a single thing on Black Friday

Could AI and crypto be a match made in heaven? "AI agents" which can act autonomously (within the remit of their initial configuration) Obviously cannot create bank accounts Or comply with KYC requirements of large transactions But give them access to a crypto wallet to move

Do you know what your customers did before they converted? Or perhaps more interestingly... What they did before they bounced? This is the kind of information that we drew on when using Descriptomizer to identify content themes that work (or don't) But where things took a

Do any of you ever conjure up a "fall-back" plan for if you lost everything? I'd be shocked if the thought doesn't cross every business person's mind at least sometimes And perhaps like me, if you've been working for yourself for a while you just sort of assume you're not

If there's one area of business you don't want to outsource, it has to be your ads This isn't even to say there aren't good agencies out there But lead gen, which if you want to scale, has to come from ads Cannot be some unknown black box of opaque magic that you depend on

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