"Have a little bit of money but not much? Visit your local Lexus dealer today!"

“Sorry, babe. I can’t help with the kids today. I have been overcome by the Faustian spirit.”

Ray Harryhausen animated 7 skeletons in Jason and the Argonauts (1963), moving 35 appendages per frame to match the actors. Some days he managed just 13 or 14 frames. It took 4 & a half months to create this 3 mins scene.

They gave you a machine god that will do anything you ask it to do, and they don’t innovate? Tough crowd

Never use a reaction gif where an emoji will suffice

“We’re raising money for our travel baseball team. Can you help us?” “That’s great! Sure, kids. What are you selling?” “Enterprise SaaS subscriptions…” “…”

taking her to chipotle Lindy style

I have reason to believe that, last night, New Hong Kong Hungry King Cantonese Buffet violated the sanctity of my Seed Oil Sensitivity card.

T.C.P. Woke up with a sunburn?

This market is exactly like September of 1542

as much as i want to think mice are dumb for falling for sticky traps - probably 70% of americans would fall for the same trick if a giant sticky pad were placed infront of them

Just saw an insane looking chud with “ACAB” tattooed largely on the back of his head. Sometimes you forget that even people like this have to visit the supermarket

A dark mark upon the venerable Goonan name

Saw a super model at the coffee shop earlier. One of the skinny types. She acted more famous than she is hot. Yes I’m mad I couldn’t get a conversation going with her so what

The first Chuck E. Cheese at 370 S. Winchester Boulevard, San Jose, California.

We’re staying on a traditional Mongolian nomad home called a “ger”. Small, cozy, and you burn literal cow shit for warmth.

All achievement is illusory! In the end there is only fuck bitches and get money.

“Flexing from first principles…“

A lil sus if your saas isn’t down right now ngl