Since cosplay vicar blocked me, & I've stopped reading tweets from people like notoriously oppressed and perpetually silenced #LaurenceFox and the rest of the #GBNews types - my timeline has just got.... nicer. Try it.

At a gig in aid of PLANETS Cancer Charity by the truly amazing The Southsea Alternative Choir hosted by Southsea Beach Cafe.
The support act were great, but everyone's waiting for the headline act. Geoff (my oldest/daftest friend) has driven from South London for this - Great gig, wonderful cause.

People more likely to have a successful comeback than # #LizTruss
Harold Shipman
Gary Glitter
Fred West
(add your own)

She's gone into Trump territory.
#LizTruss is five minutes away from declaring herself a Living God, she's that batshit

Willy Wragg - an unfortunate name, as most teenage boys refer to theirs as a 'wanksock'
#WillyGate
#WilliamWragg

Willy Wragg is an unfortunate name for someone with a predilection for dick pics.
#WilliamWragg
#TorySleaze

Being told that #WilliamWragg is brave makes a mockery of bravery.
Getting your todger out isn't brave. It's exhibitionism. Being blackmailed for it isn't brave either. It's entitled stupidity
#ToriesUnfitToGovern #TorySleaze

In April 28th 1997, a lump was found in my right testicle.
On May 7th 1997, (my 28th birthday) the lump was removed. As was the testicle. I've had better birthdays since. But I've had them, which I wouldn't have if I hadn't checked #checkyourballs