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Batman Arkham Knight #2 by Dan Panosian

I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

All of them

Hehe💀🤣🤣

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.

I’m the person you come to for “fun advice”, not “wise advice”💀🤣. I’m a bad influence in a mischievous sort of way👀🤣🤣. Like, the final outcome might not be ideal but we’ll definitely have fun getting there🤣.

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.

Harley Quinn by Patrick Finch

Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.

This is actually an excellent idea💀🤣 Good morning from Spain, everyone😘❤️😂!!

Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.

Anyone out there fancy becoming a no strings attached bank? It will work like this I get your money You, in return, get the pleasure of giving me your money Simples those are the terms. None of this "You have to be a good boy and loyal and always be charming handsome, funny

Do they really? My trouble isn't catching them, it is that it always goes tits up one way or another once they are caught. I have come to realise it probably isn't meant for me

You guys realise this was a joke, right?

Probably because of all the typos. Like, "What the fuck is he even trying to say?"

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

People are a lot shorter than you imagine. Did you know Bruno Mars is only 5' 5" (165cm)