Have commas gone out of style? Where have they gone to? Evaporate into the ether? Or settled on a deserted island where no one will tell them they're baaaaad.

What has happened to surnames? Do you always know a celebrity, politician and sports idol by the first name alone? Me? Sometimes no. But usually yes. Social media has become my education. I am ashamed.

I often read tweets that advise us to not compare ourselves to others. Balderdash! If comparisons weren't a natural human trait, we would never have the Oscars, Emmys or Grammys.

I'm confused. I embrace the wisdom of meditation, counting the breath to attain a peaceful, non-judgmental mindset. But I also see the value in being proactive, even aggressive to attain one's goals. Are we to do both? Should I aggressively seek the answer. Without judgement?

Which phrase are you most likely to use?

Mom! (She really did look almost exactly like this.)

Colbert, Kimmel and Conan should make their own show or podcast and say fuck you to television executives completely.

Playing hooky from Twitter is not okay. Make your presence known or we'll talk about you with daggers. Or praise. Depends on who else we can roast.

You could curry favor. I'll coriander it. Maybe toss in a sprinkling of cilantro. I favor a flavor with a citrusy zest.

Nonsense is a perfectly reasonable pastime. My brain is often overworked with far too much logic to process. Don't make me think.

What would your favorite tee shirt say? Here're mine: - My scripts don't suck. - I've got pitches. - Ink my deal. - Rep me.

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Gaze into your crystal ball. What do you see as the future of film?

"How? Why? Wow!" Apply these words to anything you'd like. What will it be?

The genius of dubbing. Listen: ⤵️

The art of the rant when a Labubu is involved: ⤵️

I resent the phrase to spill the tea. I am Tea. Don't spill me. Call me T.

Overheard at a store: "However comma..." Now, that's style. I hereby vow to verbalize my punctuation period.

I've never been a chips & dip kind of girl. But I do envy the look of ravenous anticipation on your faces whenever you're served them. I'd like to anticipate ravenously, too. How shall I start?

For writers, the querying experience is like _____________.