Buying a sofa is more stressful than buying a house

Can people stop chucking the word technology into something that does not use technology. I'm pretty sure the "with Eaziglide [sic] technology" sofa feet that DFS are trying to upsell me doesn't contain any technology. They are just plastic caps that go on the sofa legs ffs.

Tell me you use JIRA without telling me you use JIRA. I'll start. Here's a feature request from 2004 with over 3000 upvotes which is still "under consideration" jira.atlassian.com/browse/JRACLOU… #atlassian #jira #lovehate

#developers with #adhd trying to log into #AWS 1. Log in with autofilled details, MFA required. 2. Pick up phone. Open Facebook, emails, WhatsApp, weather ...SHIT should be working. Put phone down. 3. Oh yeah, MFA required. Open MFA app and actually generate the damn code

There is no cloud, it's just someone else's technical debt.

Picard management tip: Ignore rules that make no sense.

Why does the lease price of a vehicle worth £32k sit around £250/m then leap to £400-£500/m for vehicles priced around £40k. Doesn’t seem proportional, am I missing something?

GDPR was a complete waste of time wasn't it. I still seem to get tons of marketing emails every time I shop somewhere even though I never specifically opt in.

I can hear the producer giggling away in the background #funkandsoulshow BBC Radio 6 Music 😂

Have you stopped doing your own brand blueberry wheats Sainsbury's ?

My parcel could time travel

.maidstonebc RingGo what’s the deal here?

#developers I’m learning Rust Language - recommend me some independent blogs and open source projects! I have plenty of theory resources already. I learn faster seeing things contextualised. #rust #alwayslearning

Quote of the day (from 5yo daughter): “Does Grandma even know what a mince pie is?” 🤣

Great turnout at #phpuk23 looking forward to some great talks today and tomorrow!

Such a great community, it’s been an absolute pleasure co-hosting! #phpuk23

#rustnationuk looking ready to go! 🦀🚀

I’ve been looking forward to Stuart Harris’s talk all week #rustnationuk - headless web apps backed by rust

. gandi.net what do we need to do to get you to respond to helpdesk tickets? Moaning on X seems to be the only way - judging by all your previous replies x.com/gandibar/with_… #CustomerServiceFail

All set for #phpuk24 PHP UK Conference