Hogzilla (2025)

They were caught bread-handed

I’ve just been to Sainsbury’s and the eggs, flour and milk aisles are totally empty. So sick of this mass pancake-buying.

The 2025 emoji

not sure I’d trust the middle guy to fix the problem tbh

my man the 5 deadliest places on earth are your youtube productions

when your boss messages 'do u have 5 mins?'

I was literally just saying this exact same thing to the lads at the pub

hey guys not sure if anyone has seen it yet but I just finished adolescence on netflix and it's really good you should all check it out

tbf to Katy Perry, if I dated Russell Brand I'd want to get as far away from him as possible too

girl acting like she's been matt damon stranded on mars for a year

me digging out my mid-noughties emo CDs because spotify is down

do I recall Rio Ferdinand having a Punk'd parody show called Merk'd or was it all a fever dream

TOP TIP: Make Easter easier by replacing the 't' with an 'i'.

brb pitching ‘Pope Idol’ to ITVX

Timothée Chalamet has gotta be disappointed to miss out here surely

Starting a petition to bring back DVD commentaries but every actor has to get increasingly more pissed and just slate the fuck out of their movie

PLOT TWIST: It's Bonnie Blue in a gorilla suit.

A.B. Wynter is rolling in his grave right now