stop wearing my clothes you weird bitch

i’m so excited for thursday with my pals

as a man why are u telling me that i need an oil change and not… changing my oil?

having strep and the flu is really putting a damper on my christmas spirit and my wallet

i got my dogs new toys and it’s like a football you stuff treats inside and fatty can’t get them out and is growling at the toy 😂

grief never goes away. the loss of someone’s presence simply becomes easier to accept with time. just because you accept this loss, it doesn’t mean it hurts less. things will remind you of them - it’s okay to cry or feel sad no matter how long it’s been.

i never met a more disgusting bitch

hehe

If you are still doing blow KNOWING there is fentanyl circulating in OKC, you have a serious serious problem smh

I'm raising money for Mri and surgery for Fatty. Click to Donate: gf.me/u/37vzrk #GoFundMe

“you’re a lot cuter without your glasses” sir you have no teeth

Wait until you discover that just because they can intellectualize their emotions & verbalize their toxic behavioral pattern back to you & sound intelligent while doing so — doesn’t mean they have any intention of putting forth the effort to make sure they stop hurting people.

non aesthetic things My dog

The drug dealer to dog breeder pipeline is so interesting lol

as a woman how can you b completely straight

Nobody gets slizard nor fly like a G6 anymore I fear