“then an angel turned up, has that ever happened to you guys?”

This house would ban surrogacy on right now!

THB THE STUDENT UNION DOESN’T REPRESENT ITS MEMBERS ON NOW GET OVER HERE

Somewhere along the way prop had a speech idk

“All my besties keep saying ‘I’m sure he looks better in person’… I have to prove that love is blind or otherwise I just look stupid” - a rather desperate Prop

“Is love blind or am I having bouts of delusion⁉️⁉️” - Opp

“My girlfriend wouldn’t accept my Blackrock College Ring for a proposal” - Prop and (shocker) Blackrock College grad

THB LOVE IS BLIND IS HERE RIGHT NOWWWW

“We can’t do the world without borders” - opp

(Oxford opp, three Rwanda jokes late): “I want to clarify that none of us are English”

“The only thing harder than getting into Oxford, is getting into Trinity [waheys from the crowd]” - Prop

THW ABOLISH ALL BORDERS IS UNDERWAY

“My personal experience is Killian’s mother”

“Yass Gaga you look so undetectable”

“One person died of AIDS every minute in 2022”