technically any zoo is a petting zoo if your not a pussy

the difference between pizza and you opinion is i actually asked for pizza

lamborghini mercy your chick she so thirsty but for real its really hot out she should drink some water

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

dumping your girlfriend via nintendo ds pictochat

bruce jenner was a track and field athlete and he cant even keep up with the kardashians

my love is like a candle because if you forget about me i will burn your house to the fucking ground

why aren't iphone chargers called apple juice

if you were a cookie you'd be a whoreo

is it too early in the school year for a mental breakdown yet

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