if u were a cookie u'd be a whoreo

read this if u wanna date me

my favorite kind of food is more

being skinny is nice but chicken nuggets are nicer

school has 6 letters & if u double that u get 12 & if u divide that by 3 u get 4 & if u do some more math u get 666 coincidence i think not

my computer screen is brighter than my future

my love is like a candle because if u forget about me i will burn ur house to the fucking ground

if u pull out my earphones i will pull out ur lungs

relationship status: eating

school tomorrow [simon cowell voice] it's a no from me

at least mosquitoes are attracted to me

the bags under my eyes are designer

copy: you paste: my bed

my parents still haven't apologized for making me ugly

my brain has too many tabs open

the difference between pizza and ur opinion is i actually asked for pizza

why aren't iphone chargers called apple juice

remember when the world ended last year

my life is literally one huge awkward moment

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