breaking news: i dont care

a short poem: do teachers understand that you take other classes

"your friend is hot" story of my life

if i had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly id be broke cause im perfect lol later losers

im trying to make a miley cyrus joke but it's not twerking

if i send you ugly selfies our friendship is real

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

walk in the club like whaddup I got a oh no oh god wrong building im so sorry continue with your funeral god bless

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you'd have no idea

i am fiji water you are pond water

rt if your boobs glow in the dark

row row row your boat gently away from me

twinkle twinkle little star, your annoyin go jump infront of a car

parents: why don't you come socialize with the family? me: sits with family me: gets insulted by entire family me: goes back to bedroom

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us *door creeks* ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

maybe she's born with it.. maybe its an Instagram filter

people: watch your language me: oh shit sorry

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

i can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework right now.