Big news for me and the 8 other people who watch this

Cheri Oteri and Chris Elliott will return for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ (Source: Deadline)

Hold on… #CutTiesDeluxe 🩸✂️🤍

Every man I thought I liked this year just disappointed me

Dating in the DFW is soooo…… the cute ones ain’t on shit fr & the medium cute ones usually have underlying mental issues & the ugly ones…. So like…what the fuck are we to do with that?!

Both of them. 🙂‍↕️

Lmfaooooo I’m hollering 😂😂😂

I have a guest account under ‘Destitute’ for people I share my accounts with

I love giving out compliments. Ugh…it just really boosts my spirits to lie to people.

I am HOLLERINGGGGG

I need Brandy on another sitcom. She’s just naturally funny 😭😭#theboyisminetour

I fear my husband may just be in a different country. I’ve been saying this for the past 2 months now….something in my soul knows this….

They drop new fine ass men every damn day. I’m Sicka dis

Wha———

Yesssss mama monet!!!!!

I need to stop playing fr and just do the fucking music….cause DO YALL HEAR THIS?!?! 😭😩😩😩 I forgot it was still recording 😭

Do what now?

Sooooooo…….December 5th 🤭