I quit drinking coffee back in December for health reasons, so here's my thinkpiece on living my best life without caffeine: I've wanted to murder everyone for the past two months and still do. That's it. That's the post. Thank you.

Watch the moment a small plane narrowly misses crashing into a major roadway in Markham. More: bit.ly/2VWdiiv

‘Why are you thanking me? I didn’t do anything. I didn’t help anyone. I just perpetuated a system of senseless violence.’ — This Marine vet is releasing real war footage to show Americans the reality of war in Afghanistan

I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.

‘Champagne is the wine of civilisation and the oil of government.’ po.st/HpAVI7 #WinstonChurchillDay #wine

B.C. restaurant industry calls out distribution branch for late liquor deliveries. ow.ly/4LEi50qt8RD

Any Vancouver brewers want to have an unlicensed protest beer festival in a park this summer? We'll charge vendors a mint and fuck up a park as a protest on the ban on public drinking... because drinking is legal, just not in every single situation

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I was right about Vietnam. I was right about Iraq. I will do everything in my power to prevent a war with Iran. I apologize to no one.

Trump says if you don’t love America, leave it. He’s been bashing the U.S. for years.

LOVE HER You're a disgrace to the world 😂😂 Young queen speaking truth to power RETWEET if you agree

Y’all got to understand, it’s a build up. The government only sees the tip #GeorgeFloydProtests

SCIENCE: "We know how to vastly reduce and almost eliminate the spread of this global pandemic that is killing hundreds of thousands of humans worldwide." SOME PEOPLE: "Ok... but the solution better not involve me being mildly inconvenienced for portions of my day!"

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White House Warns Supply Chain Shortages Could Lead Americans To Discover True Meaning Of Christmas bit.ly/2YJ1w1I

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