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Beloved Spokescandy

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"...the Bob Fosse of improvised serial genre narrative English-language podcasts." - The New York Times

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There is only one truly good person in the podcast industry, and Jeremy Bent has supposedly met them. If you wanna dance the neon tango that is podcasting, take this class and save yourself years of suffering.

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I hope before I die I get to see *one single fucking instance* of our evil, genocidal ruling class getting what they deserve.

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Trouble cleaning the egg residue from your pan? Fucking leave it. Nobody cares about your sad little pan. Nobody will see it but you. You don’t care. You know you don’t care. Stop dying for a world that hates you. Start living for the new world we will build together. Egg World.

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The new Ripley is amazing. Every frame is the most beautiful image ever recorded and the whole thing radiates so much palpable malice my dog saw it and put her head in the oven.

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That's valid, and I hear you, but have you considered that her Turkish delight is actually very good? I have a right to self care, and in times like these, joy is revolutionary. Is the White Witch perfect? No. But what's the alternative, no Turkish delight? Grow up.

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you don't have to argue online. you can just read what they say, respond to it in your mind, and then you've won the argument. They can't fight back. They essentially disappear. You basically kill them

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We need a little less “diss track” and a lot more of “this track” [I am pointing at a segment of light rail, indicating strong infrastructure.]

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Finding out Sam Kriss takes pictures of his food is intellectually devastating. Like seeing Don DeLillo kick a dog.

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