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I've had some bangers, but this remains my favorite.

"This whiskey is to proper Bourbon as my 3-year-old daughter wearing boxing gloves and hammering away on the ivories of her toy piano is to Rachmaninov." malt-review.com/2018/12/15/chi…

Let me cut through all the disagreement and tell you what this probably is, without having tried it: it's a terrible old barrel full of whiskey that tastes awful, and some folks have slapped a famous name on it to part your money from you. Don't take the bait. 💸🥃

Saying this in the voice from the beginning of Dune.

"Past a certain age a man still camping out for allocated releases can be a bad thing, believe me."

"And notice I said 'we,' it's not just me, I'm what the culture feelin'."

The whiskey industry when they see the KY Distillers' Assoc report on how many barrels of whiskey are maturing in Kentucky rickhouses at the end of 2024:

"It's Eagle Rare 17, it's still BTAC."

Whiskey Instagram:

When someone tells me not to chase BTAC they're an opp and when someone encourages me to find BTAC they're plotting on my downfall. I’m surrounded by Judases and Brutuses. I must only look within. The path ahead will reveal itself to me through quiet reflection and prayer.

Finding Russell's Reserve 13 for SRP.

"Are you still a believer that your barrel pick is better than everyone else's barrel pick? Because at 47 it's marginal, right?"

For the Chicago Cubs fans out there: the version of the Tokyo Series hat being sold in Japan is different than the one being sold in the US, with a different side design and a cool Japanese motif on the brim:

ワイルドターキー101 8年物が23ドル。ツイッターではどう思いますか？

Ever had Duck Beer? I have. 🦆🍺

Are you a buyer for $70?

Taking a Twitter break, y'all. Been fun, but some other things require my full attention. Until next time... 🙏🥃