My sweet lil’ Jasper snuck out the back door Sunday morning and slipped out of my life and I’m devastated.

@TheZanetta President Donald J. Trump Donald told Melania he'd rather commit suicide than have dementia. Melania pointed out that was the fifth time he'd told her that today.

HOURS LEFT, DELISTED in preparation TBK: her family had “no time” for 14 month old Foxy 186038, and she now faces the end of her life in NYCACC. A beautiful friendly, outgoing and playful puppy who’s good with kids and dogs, she should not be on this list and is in need of a much

His owner had him for just 4 DAYS and dumped him TBK in NYCACC Thursday, Hugo 190294 deserves so much more. Described as social, affectionate, active, and playful, Hugo needs a new and improved family. Arriving just Dec 28, he’s now anxious in the pound and has been fast-tracked

Take a look at beautiful Nellie. A loving and social 4 year old who does great in playgroup. Recently she met with possible adopters - they didn’t choose her. Now she’s out of time, URGENT and TBK in Baldwin Park CA. Friendly and affectionate, she’s a beautiful smaller-sized

I turned 75 today. That sounds pretty damned old to me . Fuck. Where did the time go?

Why the hell would anyone on X respond to a post that demands a “YES or NO” answer? How is that in any way fun or interesting?

Reserved!

HOURS LEFT, DELISTED in preparation TBK in NYCACC: still a baby, Kosmo 186842 is just 19 months old - his family had “no time”, for this friendly and outgoing puppy. Social, affectionate, active and playful, he loves bathtime and car rides and he knows some commands. He loves to

HOURS LEFT, DELISTED in preparation TBK in NYCACC: a stray who was taken in by his finder for one week, Lee 191104 arrived Jan 9, just 4 years old and in desperate need of love. Failed by his family, he’s scared and in need of a chance. A beautiful Shepherd who takes treats

Described as "super affectionate and cuddly", Lola 175766 family's unstable living situation brought her to NYCACC. After arriving Jan 6, she's now TBK Saturday. A social, affectionate and playful 2 year old who is known to be friendly, playful and outgoing with kids and CATS,

Nikki Haley is a cynical opportunist and a coward, afraid to engage Trump and hedging all her bets. She is not a serous contender, but the media just can't let go.

Can we please just settle the stupid "woke" argument and move on to something less trivial?

I hate fucking Trump, but clearly his "blood bath" comment has been intentionally distorted by cable news. It was obvious to me that he was talking about the auto industry. we don't need fake news to bring down Trump. Only The Young Turks (new on Substack @tytnetwork) had the guts to get it right. #DoBetter

Why do the female porn bots that are constantly bugging me on X just show me their backs? It's a dead giveaway.

Spawn Per Michael Cohen, Trump said this when Nelson Mandela died: "Mandela fucked the whole country up. Now it's a shithole. Fuck Mandela. He was no leader."

It's hilarious to watch all the MAGA mouth-breathers have a hissy fit over Robert Di Niro. He's over-the-hill, say the losers who haven't even seen the hill, much less climbed it.

Memo to all the armchair psychiatrists who claim to know Trumps mind: you don't. You're making shit up. I hate the fucker too, but to suggest that he's wetting his pants over any of this is pure bullshit. That's not in his DNA.

Children of X: isn't it possible to disagree with RFK Jr without hating him? What did he ever do to hurt you?

Here in California, when the guilty verdict came in the second Rodney King trial, everybody on the freeway spontaneously began honking their car horns. Do you think it will be the same when they find Trump guilty?