another weekend fuming at the nail salon

also I don't understand why nail salons close so early god forbid I could get a manicure after a 12 hour shift

the rims on range rovers are so whack

addison rae is really fucking annoying

Finish The Wall

Ride that single wave until you meet someone as real as you.

I need adele's album now

looking for my mr. incredible

someone is in a stadium lawn chair outside chai urgent care

does anyone else say "he's hot" when seeing an obituary or death announcement or is that just me (if he is) rip tho!

i love playing the game is that her father or her boyfriend? beach edition is tricky!

unexpected reassurance literally melts my heart

If you fold because you’re mad at me I don’t want it, loyalty overrides emotions.

Be loyal to yourself.

the only good thing about wearing a mask on the plane is that i can lip sync so hard with my eyes closed and nobody knows!

Venmo lowkey my favorite timeline

Getting your nails done isn’t fun at all. It’s the aftermath that’s fun.

Your 401k misses President Trump.