Most mondayest monday ever /:

My boss told me I look like Scotty from suits… yes orrrrr?????

Wait all that time making everyone wait while she got ready and Laura comes out looking like a teacher???? #BelowDeckDownUnder

I have literally never felt so loved

I need somewhere to stay in Austin from October 20-22 (I’m bartending an event- I’ll be out early and in late each day) someone help me outttttt

Guys serious question what should i go get for a snack on my walk to work

Being engaged is my new personality

I’m grounding myself until Halloween!

3 drinks at a gay bar = 9 regular drinks, that’s just gay math.

Jake and I ordered $33 worth of Taco Bell on Uber Eats last night and there was NO SAUCE. Do you know how sad that was???? What is Taco Bell with no sauce????? 😭 first world probz

I’m behind, but I just finished #RHOP season 5 and I have so many thoughts… -DAMN, Candice is annoying as shit!! I do get why Monique dragged her -I’m SO glad they tore into Gizelle at that reunion -Karen might have the best heart in the whole franchise ❤️

no place like nyc

I always drink so much in the fall… and winter… and summer… i guess i just always drink so much whoops

I’m convinced puppy snuggles can cure anything in the world

Whoever made the snuggle puppy heartbeat dog is fucking rich honey

Damn i never really minded Larsa Pippen before, but after watching her tell all of Guerdy Abraira’s intimate business and undermining it????? Wtf?

It’s so fucking cute to watch Craig be so smitten with Paige

Bout to get some Taco Bell!!! then hit everyone up, n see whats poppin tonight